Episode 4(a) – Daddy Just Hit Mommy at the Dinner Table

July 19, 2009 at 5:26 pm | Posted in Movies, News, Podcast, TV | Leave a comment
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Do you love gigantic, shape-shifting metallic aliens from beyond the stars? Excellent! In that case, you’ll love our review of The House Bunny!

Oh, we also talk about this one movie you might have heard of… Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. It’s doing OK at the box office. I guess.

At any rate, you should totally listen to the latest episode of the audio-orgy known as You Shall Not Cast; available now at the link below.

YSNC – Episode 4A

Pat, Alex and Drew also talk about The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Moon, The Brothers Bloom, a shitload of movies available on Netflix Watch Instantly, and a bizarre robo-human relationship with Robin Williams. Then Pat and Drew derail the podcast, and Alex makes light of it by quoting Dane Cook.

We also talk about last week’s Box Office Breakdown, movie news (including who the Green Lantern will be, Spider-Man 4’s third writer, a feature-length Thanksgiving film, and the third installment in a spectre-fighting franchise), and movies we’re looking forward to.

And that’s not all! We need YOUR HELP!

Listeners! We also have a couple of questions we need answered. Please answer in the comments section below:

1) If you have to be stranded alone with a robot voiced by Robin Williams, would you a) enjoy it, or b) want to kill yourself? And if you would want to kill yourself, who would be the better substitute?

2) What show is Alex talking about where some girl loses her memory?

(Ed. Note: since the recording of this podcast, the following facts have been confirmed:

1) Ryan Renyolds will play Green Lantern in the upcoming Warner Brothers film.

2) The Hangover’s budget was roughly $35 mil, and has grossed over $300 mil worldwide. Hot. Shit.)

The song used at the intro and outro of this podcast is “Hysteria” by Muse, off the album Absolution, which you can find on Amazon.com.

Episode 3(a) – What Goes Up Must Be Dragged to Hell

June 23, 2009 at 5:23 am | Posted in Gaming, Movies, News, Podcast | 1 Comment
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After long wait, your most extravagant, wildest dreams have been answered!

…No, not that really raunchy one involving you, several barnyard animals and 250 gallons of mashed potatoes. You sick monster. I mean the one about your favorite podcast ever, You Shall Not Cast, and its triumphant return!

Click the play button below to hear roughly 50 minutes of podcast glory:

You Shall Not Cast – Episode 3A

In this weeks episode, the Trifecta of Terror (Alex, Pat and Drew) review three critically acclaimed movies in Pixar’s latest box office blockbuster Up, Sam Raimi’s return to horror in Drag Me to Hell, the No. 1 movie in America The Hangover. (They also talk about the not-so-critically-acclaimed film Terminator: Salvation).

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The Trio also discuss this week in movie news, including the Box Office Breakdown, the possible remake of a Patrick Swayze movie that’s actually good, the possible return of one of cinema’s most memorable villains, and a favorite franchise that needs to die. Looking ahead, they discuss their desire to see Moon and Year One.

So, was this episode worth the wait? Or did it suck harder than a toothless hooker? Discuss below in the comments section, or you can talk to us on Facebook and Twitter!

Music: Joshua by Consider The Thief. Check out their new album, Signs and Wonders, on Amazon.

Too many movies and games…

June 4, 2009 at 11:22 pm | Posted in Gaming, Movies | Leave a comment
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“Howdy,” to all of our loyal readers and listeners!

This week has been amazing for dorks such as us, with not only a good stable of movies coming out recently, but also the majesty, the Nirvana, that is E3 (that’s the Electronic Entertainment Expo, to you non-nerds). Our faces have literally melted with all the dork-centric news that’s come out this week from E3, and as such, there will be a slight change in this week’s episode.

Instead of one long podcast, as is our norm, we will host two smaller podcasts this week (which may or may not be spread over two weeks… since editing takes time, dag-nabbit). One podcast will be just about movies, and will likely be centered around the Double Feature of last weekend… Pixar’s Up and Sam Raimi’s Drag Me To Hell. The other podcast will have no Game of the Week, since there’s just toooooo much to talk about from E3.

We hope to record both episodes sometime this weekend, which means they will be hosted right here sometime next week. And who knows? Since there has been some clammering about podcast length, if you peeps enjoy the two-episode format over the one long episode, we might just switch to that format from now on.

Keep checking back here for the podcast schedule, and make sure to listen to our shows next week! And don’t be shy re-Tweeting us! We love all the free publicity we can get.

Episode 2: Where No Podcasters Have Gone Before (a.k.a. Finals Suck)

May 29, 2009 at 5:50 am | Posted in Gaming, Movies, News, Podcast | Leave a comment
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You were patient with our delays, our excuses and our endless whoring on Twitter.

Now, you shall be rewarded! Episode 2* is finally here after over a month-long hiatus. The reasons for our delays between episodes one and two were numerous… but to eloquently sum it up, let’s just say “Finals Suck”. 

Now that school is over, our schedules are more steady, and two of us are graduated (hurray!), our episodes should be much, much more timely in the future. Please believe us! Now onto this week’s episode…

You Shall Not Cast – Episode 2

This week, the mighty podcasters will discuss J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek, Star Wars: Episodes 1-3, Drew’s “Racial Intolerance Week” (Amistad, Crash, Hotel Rwanda), Box Office Wrap-Up, Jack Sparrow as Frank Sinatra, Kevin Smith’s new project (again), character analysis of Mighty Ducks, a new director for Conan,  Keanu Reeves playing two roles exactly the same in the same movie, and (a lack of) excitement for Angels and Demons.

On the gaming side, we discuss exploring the Capitol Wasteland in Fallout 3, re-visiting Mirror’s Edge, disc read errors 50 hours into a game, the appeal of flocking virtual sheep, playing with (rag)dolls, Commandos of the bionic variety, downloadable games, awesome trailers with shit, awesome trailers with horses, Modern Warfare 2 vs. hating freedom, a fond farewell to Rogue Squadron, and some gabbin’ about JRPGs.  

Our intro/break/outro music is Night Lies by Bang Camaro

 

*You may be confused why the show is introduced as Episode 3 instead of Episode 2. Well, due to technical difficulties, Episode 2 was not able to be edited properly, and Episode 3 became Episode 2. Sometime down the line Episode 2 (now called Episode 1.5: The Lost Episode) may be made available.

Racial Intolerance Week!

May 6, 2009 at 3:52 am | Posted in Movies, Podcast | 1 Comment
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This week, for “You Shall Not Cast: Episode 3”, I’ve been watching a few movies that have strong overtones of racial intolerance and bigotry: “Crash”, “Amistad” and “Hotel Rwanda” … it’s too much, man, too much. I almost feel like melodramatically dropping to my knees and screaming, “Damn my alabastar skin, and the hatred it brings!” You just can’t trust us honkies. However, I’m been somewhat purged of my Caucasia-Guilt, since “Crash” shines light on some the ugly racist mannerisms of many ethnicities. Phew!

Anyhow, all these movies will be featured and talked about in Episode 3 of YSNC. I’m also thinking about popping in “Schindler’s List” as well tonight (because nothing says “Happy Cinco de Mayo” like watching one of the most depressing movies of all time).

Any other recommendations for my Racial Intolerance Week? There’s plenty of misery out there in cinematic form, just waiting to be watched and dissected via podcast. Let us know in the comments section below!

Episode 1: Meet the Podcasters

May 4, 2009 at 5:53 pm | Posted in Gaming, Movies, Podcast | 6 Comments
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In this epsiode, we take a look back in our movie catalog and see how Drew’s middle school life relates to Can’t Hardly Wait. In games, we are talking about Mirror’s Edge, Street Fighter 4 and Lost Odyssey.

Now for our fun disclaimer. This podcast contains explicit language and is intended for adults ages 18 and older.

You Shall Not Cast – Episode 1

Welcome to You Shall Not Cast!

May 4, 2009 at 4:28 pm | Posted in Gaming, Movies | Leave a comment

Welcome to You Shall Not Cast, a weekly podcast hosted by three gamers/nerds from San Jose. We will be going over some games and movies that we play/watch each week and also touch on some interesting industry news. Feel free to drop us a line on Twitter and let us know what you want to here … or how funny our voices sound.

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