You Shall Not Film Ep. 2 – Resident Evil 5

July 13, 2009 at 7:25 am | Posted in Gaming, Video | Leave a comment
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Is there anything more scary than zombies? Yes: waiting on the results of an STD test. That shit is scary. However, I’m not sure how someone could fit that drama into video game format. The fear just isn’t the same when you’re talking about e-Herpes.

Zombies are ALMOST as scary, though. Especially the cunning, quick-moving zombies of Resident Evil 5. They come at you from all directions, like some less-perverted, undead bukkake.

In this episode of You Shall Not Film, you can get the full experience for yourself. Alex and Drew will try to discuss the merits of RE5 in this episode, but often get sidetracked because of the necro-nuisances. They’ll say things like “I think the controls in this game are a bit cumbersome, but after a whi–HOLY FUCK, WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! OUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS AGAINST THESE INFECTED OF THE DAMNED!”

But why am I giving all this away? Just check out the video below. And if you don’t want to hear us drag on (much like I’m doing here), fear not — it’s only about 10 minutes. Enjoy! And comment below.

You Shall Not Film Ep. 1 – inFAMOUS

May 31, 2009 at 8:05 am | Posted in Gaming, Video | 2 Comments
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In this SPECIAL, ONE-OF-A-KIND SPECIAL Edition* of You Shall Not Cast (you know it’s special because I said it twice), podcasters Alex and Drew play the recent Sony-published blockbuster inFAMOUS — available in stores now for PS3. Both casters of the pod give their thoughts about the game, ranging in topics from the game’s story, the gameplay mechanics, the main quest missions vs. the side missions, the characters, the dialogue and the karma system. Plus, for a second there, they throw all masculinity aside and discuss the finer points of John and Kate Plus Eight. Only the Gaming Gods know why…

For more discussion about inFAMOUS, keep your eyes peeled for the next episode of You Shall Not Cast — where the Hosts with the Mosts will also discuss the recently released Disney/Pixar film Up.

*This edition isn’t really too special. We plan to make a lot more of these video reviews. We just wanted to sound important. /cries

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