Episode 4(a) – Daddy Just Hit Mommy at the Dinner Table

July 19, 2009 at 5:26 pm | Posted in Movies, News, Podcast, TV | Leave a comment
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Do you love gigantic, shape-shifting metallic aliens from beyond the stars? Excellent! In that case, you’ll love our review of The House Bunny!

Oh, we also talk about this one movie you might have heard of… Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. It’s doing OK at the box office. I guess.

At any rate, you should totally listen to the latest episode of the audio-orgy known as You Shall Not Cast; available now at the link below.

YSNC – Episode 4A

Pat, Alex and Drew also talk about The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Moon, The Brothers Bloom, a shitload of movies available on Netflix Watch Instantly, and a bizarre robo-human relationship with Robin Williams. Then Pat and Drew derail the podcast, and Alex makes light of it by quoting Dane Cook.

We also talk about last week’s Box Office Breakdown, movie news (including who the Green Lantern will be, Spider-Man 4’s third writer, a feature-length Thanksgiving film, and the third installment in a spectre-fighting franchise), and movies we’re looking forward to.

And that’s not all! We need YOUR HELP!

Listeners! We also have a couple of questions we need answered. Please answer in the comments section below:

1) If you have to be stranded alone with a robot voiced by Robin Williams, would you a) enjoy it, or b) want to kill yourself? And if you would want to kill yourself, who would be the better substitute?

2) What show is Alex talking about where some girl loses her memory?

(Ed. Note: since the recording of this podcast, the following facts have been confirmed:

1) Ryan Renyolds will play Green Lantern in the upcoming Warner Brothers film.

2) The Hangover’s budget was roughly $35 mil, and has grossed over $300 mil worldwide. Hot. Shit.)

The song used at the intro and outro of this podcast is “Hysteria” by Muse, off the album Absolution, which you can find on Amazon.com.

Episode 3(a) – What Goes Up Must Be Dragged to Hell

June 23, 2009 at 5:23 am | Posted in Gaming, Movies, News, Podcast | 1 Comment
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After long wait, your most extravagant, wildest dreams have been answered!

…No, not that really raunchy one involving you, several barnyard animals and 250 gallons of mashed potatoes. You sick monster. I mean the one about your favorite podcast ever, You Shall Not Cast, and its triumphant return!

Click the play button below to hear roughly 50 minutes of podcast glory:

You Shall Not Cast – Episode 3A

In this weeks episode, the Trifecta of Terror (Alex, Pat and Drew) review three critically acclaimed movies in Pixar’s latest box office blockbuster Up, Sam Raimi’s return to horror in Drag Me to Hell, the No. 1 movie in America The Hangover. (They also talk about the not-so-critically-acclaimed film Terminator: Salvation).

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The Trio also discuss this week in movie news, including the Box Office Breakdown, the possible remake of a Patrick Swayze movie that’s actually good, the possible return of one of cinema’s most memorable villains, and a favorite franchise that needs to die. Looking ahead, they discuss their desire to see Moon and Year One.

So, was this episode worth the wait? Or did it suck harder than a toothless hooker? Discuss below in the comments section, or you can talk to us on Facebook and Twitter!

Music: Joshua by Consider The Thief. Check out their new album, Signs and Wonders, on Amazon.

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