Episode 3(b) – The Overly Late and Overtly Nerdy E3 Edition

July 14, 2009 at 6:01 am | Posted in Gaming, Podcast | Leave a comment
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OK, so not only did we dedicate an entire episode to dissecting the Electroic Entertainment Expo, but we also published it about a month too late! Fine, so we’re not punctual. Don’t pretend like you don’t still love us.

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Late or not, this ep is still stocked with gushy gaming goodness. If you’re picking up a controller or a Wii-mote sometime in the next year, chances are you’ll play a few games talked about in this episode. For those who aren’t quite as nerdy as us, E3 is the expo that more or less highlights what will be coming in the video game world over the next year or so.

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You Shall Not Film Ep. 2 – Resident Evil 5

July 13, 2009 at 7:25 am | Posted in Gaming, Video | Leave a comment
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Is there anything more scary than zombies? Yes: waiting on the results of an STD test. That shit is scary. However, I’m not sure how someone could fit that drama into video game format. The fear just isn’t the same when you’re talking about e-Herpes.

Zombies are ALMOST as scary, though. Especially the cunning, quick-moving zombies of Resident Evil 5. They come at you from all directions, like some less-perverted, undead bukkake.

In this episode of You Shall Not Film, you can get the full experience for yourself. Alex and Drew will try to discuss the merits of RE5 in this episode, but often get sidetracked because of the necro-nuisances. They’ll say things like “I think the controls in this game are a bit cumbersome, but after a whi–HOLY FUCK, WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! OUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS AGAINST THESE INFECTED OF THE DAMNED!”

But why am I giving all this away? Just check out the video below. And if you don’t want to hear us drag on (much like I’m doing here), fear not — it’s only about 10 minutes. Enjoy! And comment below.

We Have Not Foresaken You!

June 17, 2009 at 4:15 pm | Posted in Podcast | Leave a comment
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Yeah… remember when we said we’d have an episode ready like two weeks ago?

Lies. All lies!

We’re ever-so-sorry. Occasionally, our lives as college students and recent graduates get in the way of our alter egos as international podcast super celebrities.

However, the silence shall end soon. We still plan to do reviews on Up and Drag Me To Hell (and now The Hangover), and that will be recorded this weekend… along with out usual dose of movie news and other silver screen subjects. We will also record the gaming podcast this weekend, in which we will go over our highlights of E3. The movie podcast should be released this Monday, and the gaming podcast will be released Wednesday or Thursday. Make sure to check them out when we go live, which will be announced via Twitter.

Also, check back later today for a blog post about two TV shows you may not have heard of, but you won’t want to miss!

You Shall Not Film Ep. 1 – inFAMOUS

May 31, 2009 at 8:05 am | Posted in Gaming, Video | 2 Comments
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In this SPECIAL, ONE-OF-A-KIND SPECIAL Edition* of You Shall Not Cast (you know it’s special because I said it twice), podcasters Alex and Drew play the recent Sony-published blockbuster inFAMOUS — available in stores now for PS3. Both casters of the pod give their thoughts about the game, ranging in topics from the game’s story, the gameplay mechanics, the main quest missions vs. the side missions, the characters, the dialogue and the karma system. Plus, for a second there, they throw all masculinity aside and discuss the finer points of John and Kate Plus Eight. Only the Gaming Gods know why…

For more discussion about inFAMOUS, keep your eyes peeled for the next episode of You Shall Not Cast — where the Hosts with the Mosts will also discuss the recently released Disney/Pixar film Up.

*This edition isn’t really too special. We plan to make a lot more of these video reviews. We just wanted to sound important. /cries

Episode 2: Where No Podcasters Have Gone Before (a.k.a. Finals Suck)

May 29, 2009 at 5:50 am | Posted in Gaming, Movies, News, Podcast | Leave a comment
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You were patient with our delays, our excuses and our endless whoring on Twitter.

Now, you shall be rewarded! Episode 2* is finally here after over a month-long hiatus. The reasons for our delays between episodes one and two were numerous… but to eloquently sum it up, let’s just say “Finals Suck”. 

Now that school is over, our schedules are more steady, and two of us are graduated (hurray!), our episodes should be much, much more timely in the future. Please believe us! Now onto this week’s episode…

You Shall Not Cast – Episode 2

This week, the mighty podcasters will discuss J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek, Star Wars: Episodes 1-3, Drew’s “Racial Intolerance Week” (Amistad, Crash, Hotel Rwanda), Box Office Wrap-Up, Jack Sparrow as Frank Sinatra, Kevin Smith’s new project (again), character analysis of Mighty Ducks, a new director for Conan,  Keanu Reeves playing two roles exactly the same in the same movie, and (a lack of) excitement for Angels and Demons.

On the gaming side, we discuss exploring the Capitol Wasteland in Fallout 3, re-visiting Mirror’s Edge, disc read errors 50 hours into a game, the appeal of flocking virtual sheep, playing with (rag)dolls, Commandos of the bionic variety, downloadable games, awesome trailers with shit, awesome trailers with horses, Modern Warfare 2 vs. hating freedom, a fond farewell to Rogue Squadron, and some gabbin’ about JRPGs.  

Our intro/break/outro music is Night Lies by Bang Camaro

 

*You may be confused why the show is introduced as Episode 3 instead of Episode 2. Well, due to technical difficulties, Episode 2 was not able to be edited properly, and Episode 3 became Episode 2. Sometime down the line Episode 2 (now called Episode 1.5: The Lost Episode) may be made available.

Cowabunga: Turtles In Time Remake Coming to XBLA

May 6, 2009 at 1:15 am | Posted in Gaming, News | Leave a comment
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As you will soon figure out, we are huge Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fans. I personally have dreams of living in a sewer with mutated turtles eating pizza and jumping on one foot screaming, “Ow…my toe my toe!” after they step on a nail.

Now I won’t have to hunt down a Super Nintendo to play Turtles in Time as a remake is in the works for XBLA (possibly the PSN and WiiWare too).

Check out the video below for some footage of the game.

I’m glad it looks like the original gameplay is being preserved. The visuals are also looking really nice.

Found on Joystiq: Turtles in Time remake in development for XBLA, possibly PSN and WiiWare

Episode 1: Meet the Podcasters

May 4, 2009 at 5:53 pm | Posted in Gaming, Movies, Podcast | 6 Comments
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In this epsiode, we take a look back in our movie catalog and see how Drew’s middle school life relates to Can’t Hardly Wait. In games, we are talking about Mirror’s Edge, Street Fighter 4 and Lost Odyssey.

Now for our fun disclaimer. This podcast contains explicit language and is intended for adults ages 18 and older.

You Shall Not Cast – Episode 1

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