Episode 4(b) – May A Dingo Eat Your Baby!
July 24, 2009 at 7:05 pm | Posted in Gaming, News, Podcast | Leave a commentTags: Battlefield 1943, Battlefield: Heroes, Bionic Commando, Calling, Capcom, Command and Conquer 4, DICE, Godfather 2, Guitar Hero 5, Hudson, iPhone gaming, Kingdom Hearts, Left 4 Dead, Mario Galaxy 2, Mass Effect 2, Resident Evil 5, Russell Crowe Fightin' 'Round The World, Seven Haunted Seas, Sierra, Terminator: Salvation, The Conduit, Titmouse Games, Trophy whorage, Wii Motion Plus, Zack and Wiki, Zeus: Master of Olympus
Aliens invade the podcast this week, and it causes Drew to forget the introduction format (apparently we don’t have names now). Our alien overloads also caused us to discuss their Earth domination plans, which are made clear in the new Wii shooter, The Conduit.
And I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted podcast personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves. (obligatory Simpsons joke).
The message from the extraterrestrial sponsors is available from the link below. The message is cleverly disguised as a fantastic somewhat-weekly video game podcast.
You Shall Not Cast – Episode 4(b)
We also discuss the merits of keyblades when compared to chainsaws. We revisit the Pacific Theater in Battlefield 1943, and go cartoony in Battlefield: Heroes. We offend everyone Down Under with our Australian accents. We talk old PC games, be it city building games, RTS games or board game ports. We talk point-and-click games and their wonderful fit with the Wii. Alex has a nerdgasm when he discusses Monster Hunter on PSP. Alex has mob flashbacks when he chokes random henchmen on the Wii, but can’t hack the mob life when he fails to micro-manage. Alex… well… he keeps going, with talk about Terminator: Salvation, Bionic Commando, his man-crush on Capcom, iPhone gaming and Rock Band 2.
Alex also takes over the video game news section, where he talks about Mass Effect 2, Calling, Nathan Fillion in Halo ODST, Command and Conquer 4, the adventures of Scurvy Pete, Guitar Hero 5, Mario Galaxy 2, Resident Evil 5 on Wii, Wii Motion Plus, the Summer of Fighters, and probably more I missed. It’s a long episode.
Check it out! And check below to see that illustrious YouTube video of Alex getting his shit knocked in Rock Band 2. Laugh at his unpleasantness!
Music used in today’s podcast is from the song “Bliss”, by Muse, off the Origin of Symmetry album.
Episode 4(a) – Daddy Just Hit Mommy at the Dinner Table
July 19, 2009 at 5:26 pm | Posted in Movies, News, Podcast, TV | Leave a commentTags: 12 Monkeys, 2001 Space Odyssey, A Scanner Darkly, Big Pianos, Bye Bye Bye, Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Die Hard, films, Ghostbusters 3, Gone Baby Gone, Green Lantern, Hating America, House Bunny, Inappropriate Jokes, Matt Damon, Movies, Netflix, Podcast, Robin Williams, Spiderman 4, Thanksgiving, Transformers 2, Up, Veronica Mars
Do you love gigantic, shape-shifting metallic aliens from beyond the stars? Excellent! In that case, you’ll love our review of The House Bunny!
Oh, we also talk about this one movie you might have heard of… Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. It’s doing OK at the box office. I guess.
At any rate, you should totally listen to the latest episode of the audio-orgy known as You Shall Not Cast; available now at the link below.
Pat, Alex and Drew also talk about The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Moon, The Brothers Bloom, a shitload of movies available on Netflix Watch Instantly, and a bizarre robo-human relationship with Robin Williams. Then Pat and Drew derail the podcast, and Alex makes light of it by quoting Dane Cook.
We also talk about last week’s Box Office Breakdown, movie news (including who the Green Lantern will be, Spider-Man 4’s third writer, a feature-length Thanksgiving film, and the third installment in a spectre-fighting franchise), and movies we’re looking forward to.
And that’s not all! We need YOUR HELP!
Listeners! We also have a couple of questions we need answered. Please answer in the comments section below:
1) If you have to be stranded alone with a robot voiced by Robin Williams, would you a) enjoy it, or b) want to kill yourself? And if you would want to kill yourself, who would be the better substitute?
2) What show is Alex talking about where some girl loses her memory?
(Ed. Note: since the recording of this podcast, the following facts have been confirmed:
1) Ryan Renyolds will play Green Lantern in the upcoming Warner Brothers film.
2) The Hangover’s budget was roughly $35 mil, and has grossed over $300 mil worldwide. Hot. Shit.)
The song used at the intro and outro of this podcast is “Hysteria” by Muse, off the album Absolution, which you can find on Amazon.com.
Episode 3(a) – What Goes Up Must Be Dragged to Hell
June 23, 2009 at 5:23 am | Posted in Gaming, Movies, News, Podcast | 1 CommentTags: Army of Darkness, Drag Me to Hell, Ed Helms, Evil Dead, films, Movies, Pixar, Podcast, review, Sam Raimi, The Hangover, Up, You Shall Not Cast, YSNC
After long wait, your most extravagant, wildest dreams have been answered!
…No, not that really raunchy one involving you, several barnyard animals and 250 gallons of mashed potatoes. You sick monster. I mean the one about your favorite podcast ever, You Shall Not Cast, and its triumphant return!
Click the play button below to hear roughly 50 minutes of podcast glory:
You Shall Not Cast – Episode 3A
In this weeks episode, the Trifecta of Terror (Alex, Pat and Drew) review three critically acclaimed movies in Pixar’s latest box office blockbuster Up, Sam Raimi’s return to horror in Drag Me to Hell, the No. 1 movie in America The Hangover. (They also talk about the not-so-critically-acclaimed film Terminator: Salvation).
The Trio also discuss this week in movie news, including the Box Office Breakdown, the possible remake of a Patrick Swayze movie that’s actually good, the possible return of one of cinema’s most memorable villains, and a favorite franchise that needs to die. Looking ahead, they discuss their desire to see Moon and Year One.
So, was this episode worth the wait? Or did it suck harder than a toothless hooker? Discuss below in the comments section, or you can talk to us on Facebook and Twitter!
Music: Joshua by Consider The Thief. Check out their new album, Signs and Wonders, on Amazon.
Cowabunga: Turtles In Time Remake Coming to XBLA
May 6, 2009 at 1:15 am | Posted in Gaming, News | Leave a commentTags: Gaming
As you will soon figure out, we are huge Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fans. I personally have dreams of living in a sewer with mutated turtles eating pizza and jumping on one foot screaming, “Ow…my toe my toe!” after they step on a nail.
Now I won’t have to hunt down a Super Nintendo to play Turtles in Time as a remake is in the works for XBLA (possibly the PSN and WiiWare too).
Check out the video below for some footage of the game.
I’m glad it looks like the original gameplay is being preserved. The visuals are also looking really nice.
Found on Joystiq: Turtles in Time remake in development for XBLA, possibly PSN and WiiWare
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